Girl--you got it mostly right today, but I have a few pointers for you so you pass as a real female a little better.
- I really liked your outfit. Cute, trendy. I wonder where you found the sizes to fit such a tall, broad shouldered gal such as yourself. However, the shoes were a dead giveaway. Next time go for a nice boot or ballet flat and skip the $5 Saturday night hooker shoes. Great for a drag show, but not so wonderful for the office.
- For the most part, only men have blue/black color blindness, so have someone check that you are truly wearing all black or skip it all together.
- Most importantly.....learn the difference between tights and leggins'. Your sweater dress was a wee short & when you sat down, we all saw what your momma gave you.