To The Trannie on the Train

Girl--you got it mostly right today, but I have a few pointers for you so you pass as a real female a little better.

1. I really liked your outfit. Cute, trendy. I wonder where you found the sizes to fit such a tall, broad shouldered gal such as yourself. However, the shoes were a dead giveaway. Next time go for a nice boot or ballet flat and skip the $5 Saturday night hooker shoes. Great for a drag show, but not so wonderful for the office.
2. For the most part, only men have blue/black color blindness, so have someone check that you are truly wearing all black or skip it all together.
3. Most importantly.....learn the difference between tights and leggins'. Your sweater dress was a wee short & when you sat down, we all saw what your momma gave you.

Keep up the good work & you'll look like the rest of the lady commuters soon.